Rob Schneider as Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan had to cancel her appearance on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" last night after her arrest. Rob Schneider replaced her and when he came out, he was dressed like her.
Here are some of the things that Jay Leno said last night during his monologue:
I guess you all heard the story by now. Early this morning, Lindsay Lohan was arrested on suspicion of DUI and possession of cocaine. She told cops she was just researching a role for a movie, in which she will play herself.
Didn't she just leave that rehab center in Malibu called "Promises"? I hope you kept the receipt.
What is the promise? They keep the room ready for you?
I guess this is like the second time this year she's been arrested. Of course, under L.A. law she could do as much as 72 hours in jail. Let's hope she straightens it out.
We had Lindsay Lohan booked on the show tonight but apparently she was already booked...
It's too bad about Lindsay. I thought our competition was Nightline and Letterman. Turns out it's "Cops" and "America's Most Wanted."
Even though this is no laughing matter, you have to admit that it was funny. Lets all hope that Lindsay gets better.
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